Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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