my sisters under your porch take her home
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
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Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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