its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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