Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
