she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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