I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
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Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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