Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
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Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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