And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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