Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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