Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
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Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize