Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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