I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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