marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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