If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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