i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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