Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
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Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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