I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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