how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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