two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
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I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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