Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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