It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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