We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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