their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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