everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
you win again, gameday.
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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