I feel like abortions should bother me more
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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