Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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