Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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