Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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