They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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