If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
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Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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