I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
