4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
