Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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