Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
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if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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