im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He? As in you personified your dick?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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