But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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