Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I pour the whiskey from now on
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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