end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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