her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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