Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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