i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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