I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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