Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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