fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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