And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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