If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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