my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
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do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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