halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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