so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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