I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just took my morning after pill in the library
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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