I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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