It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm sobbing to NWA
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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