dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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